I have a tendancy to start sentences with the word 'so.' If this annoys you, leave right now and never come back. I also over utilize the phase 'oh my god' the word 'seriously' and one of my all time favorites 'totally.' These are all usually accompanied buy an exclamation point, at least in spoken word if not in written form. That could look stupid. If I used seriously in the middle of a sentence with an exclamation point you might think I was an idiot. You might already be at that point. Fine. Just be forwarned that I type pretty much like I talk, so I don't have any hang-ups as far as dangling participles, ending sentences with prepositions, or the correct use of the semi-colon. It ain't no big deal. I know, ain't ain't a word. It kinda is. It is in the dicionary as 'nonstandard' but its in there. Kinda is not, but I used it anyway, gleefully.
So, you are probably wondering what the point of this blog is. So am I. I guess it will just be a place where I can let the crazy monkeys in my brain out to play. They get a little antsy after a while, and believe me, you do not want frustrated monkeys in your head. Or in your your kitchen. They can make quite a mess and they like to play with their poo.
I also feel it is my duty (ha ha duty!) to warn you that I swear like an angry chic from north Jersey who can't find her Bon Jovi CD. Or even worse, her hair spray. Yes, that was stereotyping. I do that. A lot. Besides I am from the great state of New Jersey, so if you have a problem with that you can kiss my fat ass.
So thats it. My very first blog post. I don't think its too bad. Readable. To the point. A bit cheeky. A little funny. If you have stayed to this point, thank you. If you actually come back again, well, don't say I didn't warn you.
Oh my god, this was totally cathartic. Seriously, I feel like my brain just had a coffee colonic. Fuckin awesome!
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